Tide & Prejudice

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a married woman in possession of a new frontloader, must be in want of a laundry pile.

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Oh Samsung Frontloader! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my laundry abilities. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to wash a laundry load worthy of being washed.

Call me prejudiced towards my ancient (and now dead) Maytag washing machine, but my life improved by leaps and loads with today's Sears delivery.